Friday, September 28, 2007

Smooth Operator

I’m not sure if the news is big nation-wide, but Priscilla Slade’s trial here in Houston is certainly a hot topic these days. She is the former president of Texas Southern University and is being tried on “two counts of misapplication of fiduciary property of more than $200,000.” Prosecutors allege that she used more than $500,000 of the public university’s funds for personal expenses, including a bar tab over $140,000.

Allegedly, Dr. Slade entertained staff and friends on TSU’s dime, throwing extravagant parties in her 17,000 square foot home that featured, among other things, a sofa paid for out of university funds and worth more than my two cars put together. There is more: manicures for the staff, extravagant trips, center court seats for Houston Rockets games. All purchased with money that came from the Texas taxpayers’ pockets.

The details about her “mis-expenditures” are readily available on the web and in the news, but the highlights alone are enough to cause some serious head-scratching. A public university president is a fiduciary for the state’s money – meaning basically that we trusted her to handle it well. Just how did this happen? And what was she thinking? Dr. Slade is a trained CPA, did she really think her gross abuse of public money would not come to light eventually?

Maybe she did, maybe she didn’t. Or maybe she picked up her methods from the Bible.

Take a good look at one of the hardest parables Jesus ever told and you’ll see what I mean. In Luke 16.1-13 we read the story about a mid-level manager who knew the boss’s axe was going to be swinging at his feet soon. So he invited in all the people who owed his boss and cut their debts substantially. Misapplication of fiduciary property, I think it was. Cut a few hundred gallons of olive oil here, a few hundred bushels of wheat there. He was thinking if he cut the debts of those who owed his master that when he got fired, those people would take care of him. Pretty crafty.

And Jesus praises this dishonesty, as does the manager’s boss. It makes no sense to me. What can Jesus be thinking? I’m not saying Dr. Slade deserves praise, in fact I’m angry at her. But the fact that Jesus tells the story tells me that the children of light should probably borrow some methods from the culture, as well as be willing to take some initiative and dramatic action for the sake of the Kingdom.


Luke 16.1-14
The Parable of the Shrewd Manager
1Jesus told his disciples: "There was a rich man whose manager was accused of wasting his possessions. 2So he called him in and asked him, 'What is this I hear about you? Give an account of your management, because you cannot be manager any longer.'
3"The manager said to himself, 'What shall I do now? My master is taking away my job. I'm not strong enough to dig, and I'm ashamed to beg— 4I know what I'll do so that, when I lose my job here, people will welcome me into their houses.'
5"So he called in each one of his master's debtors. He asked the first, 'How much do you owe my master?'
6" 'Eight hundred gallons of olive oil,' he replied. "The manager told him, 'Take your bill, sit down quickly, and make it four hundred.'
7"Then he asked the second, 'And how much do you owe?' " 'A thousand bushels of wheat,' he replied. "He told him, 'Take your bill and make it eight hundred.'
8"The master commended the dishonest manager because he had acted shrewdly. For the people of this world are more shrewd in dealing with their own kind than are the people of the light. 9I tell you, use worldly wealth to gain friends for yourselves, so that when it is gone, you will be welcomed into eternal dwellings.
10"Whoever can be trusted with very little can also be trusted with much, and whoever is dishonest with very little will also be dishonest with much. 11So if you have not been trustworthy in handling worldly wealth, who will trust you with true riches? 12And if you have not been trustworthy with someone else's property, who will give you property of your own?
13"No servant can serve two masters. Either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and Money."
14The Pharisees, who loved money, heard all this and were sneering at Jesus. 15He said to them, "You are the ones who justify yourselves in the eyes of men, but God knows your hearts. What is highly valued among men is detestable in God's sight.

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